LETTER TO THEM :
September 12, 2001
Dear Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, and Sadam
Hussein, et. al.,
We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally
accept your challenge to an
old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we
understand the rule that there
are no rules, we look forward to playing by them for
the first time.
Since this game is a winner-take-all, we
unfortunately are unable to invite
you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest
assured that we will
toast you -- LITERALLY.
While we will admit that you are off to an
impressive lead, it is
however now our turn at the plate.
By the way, we will be playing on your court now.
Batter up.
Sincerely,
The 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of
America
